I'm Blowing Up

But not like you think. I kid, I kid with the fat jokes. Renders them powerless. Anyway, check this out. I won the freaking Nobel Prize. Fake crisis my ass.

Just taking a break from the party to say one thing.

What do all these things have in common?

• The Oval Office
• Me
• Nobel Prize

They're three things that will be spending a lot of time together very soon.

Gore out.