But not like you think. I kid, I kid with the fat jokes. Renders them powerless. Anyway, check this out. I won the freaking Nobel Prize. Fake crisis my ass.
Just taking a break from the party to say one thing.
What do all these things have in common?
So, old Al's not looking so crazy anymore, huh? Daily Kos noticed that I had beaten out the heel nippers handily in a poll out of Detroit.
Never have I said so much so loudly as I have by saying nothing at all. I love it when a plan comes together.
You other candidates feel free to keep knocking yourselves out on the campaign trail. It's certainly fun to watch. With that, I'll reference the post that started this whole thing.
Time's almost up. Stay tuned.
So some poll shows that I am in third place support-wise on the Democrat side. By simply doing nothing I have pulled ahead of Edwards. Seems my strategy is paying off. I haven't been in the limelight to make any stupid mistakes, I haven't spent any money, and I didn't have to participate in that ridiculous YouTube debate.
I think I like Politics 2.0.
