Your Internet Forecast - Trolls Likely

Seems the combination of the iPhone release and the release of the final Harry Potter book has caused a web troll outbreak not yet observed by the likes of man.

Much like the warming of the ocean is creating super hurricanes, this one-two punch of geek news is causing blog comments, message boards, and social networks to be clogged by trolls and those who choose to feed them the precious attention they so desperately crave.

The apex of this troll outbreak is expected to occur in the early hours of Saturday, 7/21 followed by a slow weakening as the trolls succumb to sleep after basking in the glow of collecting the souls of the children whose spirits they have broken. That and the sugar crash from drinking their 4th 64oz big gulp of the day simply because it says "Squishee" on it.

That's what's happening in your neck of the web. We now return to our regular programming.

iGrudge

So I said I was sorry for spilling the beans and revealing that I had an iPhone ahead of release day and Steve still won't lay off me.

You are so not invited to Live Earth 2 now. And I was totally going to make the backdrop of the stage out of the LED iMacs you have coming out next month. Oops! Did I spill another secret?

Et tu, Steve?

So I guess I wasn't supposed to let it be known that I had gotten my iPhone quite that early. Either that or Steve really, really hates my solar iPhone idea.

I guess what's acceptable for some old guy from the Wall Street Journal isn't so good for the former VP. I'm not saying I hold grudges, but you might want to hope that options scandal resolves itself before 2008 rolls around.

Enough of this, I've got a party to plan.

Yes, I have an iPhone

It.s aewseom. I am posting this entrée with it. Thee predictive text works grate. (Just kidding. It really does work fabulously.)

Congrats to Apple, Inc. on a great product. Although I guess they forgot to include that solar cell power source I kept telling them about. Maybe next time.